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What is this


What is this

by curious-dogge-dumb

46 Comments

  1. curious-dogge-dumb

    I should probably put this in the actual crime tag

  2. -Invalid_Selection-

    Someone failed to dock their pizza.

    Always dock your pizza, or you get bubbles like this and all your toppings slide off.

  5. Agreatusername68

    That pizza better calm tf down.

  6. EymaWeeTodd

    ![gif](giphy|3uPQcScrqux4Q|downsized)

  8. Cloudninefeelinfine

    Hey before making out comments lets all just remember that this pizza is someone’s daughter

  9. Awoo_vement

    “GET ME THAT PIZZA!”

    “SIR, SIR! 😦😦😦”

  12. Independent-Ad3901

    That is what we in the pizza game call a “remake”.

  13. Mr_Phishfood

    r/dontputyourdickinthat thanks, a new sub to laugh to

  15. Cautious_Tonight

    My pizza don’t jiggle jiggle it folds

  17. Ice-O-Holic

    My therapist would say “that’s a pizza” and I would say something entirely different

  18. sentientfartcloud

    That’s me lying on my stomach.

  19. Background_Insect_67

    I asked for the Kim kardashian pizza

  21. Omnipotent_Tacos

    Im pro bubbles on pizza, soooo.. not guilty!

  27. wenoc

    The fuck is that shit oven. That’s not a pizza oven.

  31. somewhatreticent

    ![gif](giphy|VcxJW3OCaLoXv793ST|downsized)

    NO KILL I

  35. Comprehensive_Fun532

    This is not a court for horny jail

  36. friendlyfiend07

    If they market that as anything other than the bubble butt pizza they missed out.

  37. Exact_Comparison_792

    That is stupid black hand food. By black hand, I mean those signature black rubber gloves that destroy every food they seem to touch.

  39. shogun_coc

    My pizza slice doin’ jiggle jiggle, it shows.

  45. M0nst3rMJ

    ![gif](giphy|4xsGxxl3J0X7O)

    That’s the motorboat pizza.

  46. ZeldaZealot

    Hilarious, but I don’t think air bubbles in dough is a crime. Not Guilty.